TWELVE drummers drumming,
ELEVEN pipers piping,
TEN lords a-leaping,
NINE ladies dancing,
EIGHT maids a-milking,
SEVEN swans a-swimming,
SIX geese a-laying,
FIIIIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOLDENNNNNN RIIIIIIIII
FOUR calling birds,
THREE French hens,
TWO turtle doves,
AND A PAAAAAARTRIDGE IN A PEAAAAAAAR TRE
Whew! That's a lot of crap we gave to you guys in just twelve days! And on the last day, I finally managed to enjoy myself.
PS, that's my little brother's bass guitar Deuteronomy I'm playing...a tribute to him, who will be spending Christmas this year in the Philippines, far away from his family. He probably won't see this tomorrow but that doesn't make him any less rockin'.
(Also thanks for being so appreciative everyone...this ended up being a much larger endeavor than I anticipated. And it was a big strain on my severely limited artistic abilities...maybe you could tell.)
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. Have fun cleaning up after all those birds we gave you.